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Contact the desk · Three doors, all answered

Say it to
the record.

Three kinds of visits land on this page: a business owner looking for their own listing, a business owner ready to fix what the file shows, and an agency disputing a figure. Different doors, same rule: everything is answered against the data.

Listing search · free · no signupFree audits bookedDisputes re-measured within 5 business days, on the record

Door one · For the clients

Find your listing.

Every business in every file, searchable: 1,644 listings across three agencies. Your map, where Google placed you at every spot searched around your address, your phone speed test.

Search the files

Door two · For the clients

Read your file?
Book the free audit.

The file shows what your agency delivered. The free audit is a second opinion on what happens next, in one of two formats. 15 minutes: we walk the data we have on your business, row by row, until it is fully understood. A full hour: we prepare a deeper audit before the call, show everything, and give you guidance on finding a company that will actually support you, whether that is us or not. If we think we are a good fit, we tell you on the call. Nothing is sold here; service and pricing only ever come up on an appointment, and only if we want to work together. No mystery formula and no secret sauce: the same public numbers the file is made of, put to work for you instead of against you.

Door three · For the agencies

Agency owner?
Dispute the data.

A dispute names a listing and a figure. Pick the exact record, say what the instruments got wrong, and it goes under the instruments again.

Challenge a figure

Independent of every agency it measures: this desk is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or compensated by any agency named in these files, and nobody named in a file can pay to change one. It is operated by a competitor. The desk's owner runs competing marketing agencies and the software stack they run on, and the free audit is open to any business that reads its file and wants it fixed. A marketing-analysis publication; no legal proceeding exists or is implied. The businesses named in each file are the injured party, not the accused. Contact information sent through this page is used to answer you and, if you ask for one, to schedule your free audit. It is never published, sold, shared with third parties, or given to any agency.

The record

The files are already open.

All three doors lead back to the same place: the data. Every dossier is public now, method sheet included.

Browse the dossiers → Read how the desk works →